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7/31/2012

Felympic games: beach volley

We understand that people watch female beach volley only to look at girls in swimming suits.
We think it's a strange thing to do, as girls with swimming suits are not rare creatures, especially in summer...
Nevertheless we made Kara wear a swimming suit,  although she usually goes naked, so that we could attract more people to our blog.
But we still think it's a strange phenomenon...


Cats and syllogisms

Syllogism:
Elizabeth Taylor was a star.
Elizabeth Taylor was charming.
Kara is charming.
Therefore Kara is a star.

...I hope my philosophy teachers never read this...

Today's movie is Cat on a Hot Tin Roof


7/30/2012

Felympic games: dressage

I know it's nonsense...
But I just love nonsense...



Felympic games: gymnastics

Once my windows had beautiful yellow curtains.
Then Jazz decided they were his personal gym.
And I had to remove them...


Felympic games: synchro-swimming

Cats are artists, but often humans just don't understand it...


7/29/2012

Cats and beds

Do you allow your cats to sleep on your bed?...
No, better: "Do your cats allow you to sleep on your bed?"
Yes, that sounds right...



Felympic games: diving

We're overwhelmingly happy to broadCAT the very first Felympic Games in the world.
Enjoy!


7/28/2012

Felympic games: archery

Drawing the archery cartoon was hard, because I think that Gigi looks like a fat cupid more than an olympic archer.
Well, maybe I'll recycle this illustration for next Valentine Day... possibly without the swordfish...



Felympic games: fencing

Cats have formidable claws, so they don't need swords to play fencing... er... scratching?...


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My teddy cat...

When I was a child I used to sleep holding a furry teddy bear.
When I was sick I used to sleep with a hot-water bottle.
 Now I have Gigi, and I don't need anyhting else ;-)


7/27/2012

Let's go do the bump...

Have you ever played head-bumps with your cat?
No?
Do it, it's funny.
Well, maybe not in the middle of the night...


Olympic games

Are you ready for Felympic games?



7/26/2012

Whiskers and boxes

"Where the whiskers fit, the rest of the cat will fit as well", they say.
Because a cat's joints are so elastic that he may well fit in places you'd never expect him to fit, and his whiskers are supposed to be larger than his shoulders.
But if joints are elastic, fat is not.
As Gigi always tries to squeeze himself in extremely small boxes, it's evident he doesn't know it...

7/25/2012

7/24/2012

Point of view

Sometimes if you want to see something you just have to change your point of view...


Fur deep

Beauty may be skin deep.
But often women and kittens do very strange things to look more beautiful than the rest...


7/23/2012

Details

I often see my cats opening books.
But I'm sure it's just a make believe...
Nearly sure...


Feline diet

This is what our vet told us a cat has to eat every day.
But Gigi doesn't believe her...


Surfing cats

In the very back of my head I have the strange feeling that if my cats went on the beach they would think it is only a huge cat litter...


Stay cool

If summer's too hot, stay cool with us ;-)


Feline yoga - 2

I know I may look a bit crazy about cats, but I just love to watch them sleep...


Carnival time

Carnival is an ancient festivity.
This is how Jazz&Gigi celebrated it in 2008...





7/22/2012

Feline yoga - 1

Cats are great masters of life...
At least, they firmly believe it...


Mirror, mirror on the wall...

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?
I often see my cats playing with the mirror, but I've never been able to know wether they understand it's themselves they're looking at, or just another cat, or only something strange moving on a smooth surface... 

It was a dark and stormy afternoon

Yesterday we had a storm.
Rain, wind, thunders, hail...
It lasted only 20 minutes, but for my cats it was 20 minutes too long because they're afraid of storms.
Now wind is gettin up again and black clouds fill the sky.
And my cats are all hidden under the bed...

7/21/2012

Game n° 1

We open the new label dedicated to puzzles and riddles with a very easy game.
You'll find the solution inside the cartoon.
Enjoy!


Counting sheep

Counting sheep is a well known cure for the insomnia.
It is so only in our imagination, because when in cartoons, movies, books we see someone counting sheep we know at once he's trying to get asleep. But it's a fake cure, because in real life it almost never works.
I nevere heard of a cat suffering from sleeplessness. I don't even know wether they can.
But if they could, I'm sure Gigi would do like this...


7/20/2012

Kara's first time

We first met Kara on July the 20th 2008, and she made her debut on our cartoons 4 days later.
As soon as they saw her, Jazz and Gigi got frightened as if they had just seen a dragon with trhree head...
But Kara was to become our cat only in semptember and they got accustomed to her.
Unluckily the strips are too small to fit the text in it, so I'll write a translation under each...




GIGI: Jazz? Tiger?
What's this stillness?
Gasp!
No! No!
Help!
Don't eat me!
KARA: Ha! Ha! The Mysterious Feeding-bottle is gonna strike!
Don't you just dread me?

GIGI: Jazz, be careful! There's a horrible monster in our sitting room!
JAZZ: A monster?
GIGI: It's huge and eats cats!
JAZZ: Gasp!
GIGI: And it has a feeding-bottle!
JAZZ: How fearful!
KARA: The Mysterious Feeding-bottle!
350 grams of fur and fright!


KARA: The Mysterious Feeding-bottle explores the world!
A-ah! A victim!
Chomp!
JAZZ: Ouch!
KARA: Ha, ha! What a hit!
JAZZ: My tail!
GIGI: I told you it eats cats!


JAZZ: What animal can it be?
GIGI: Who knows? Maybe a jaguar?
JAZZ: Don't exaggerate!
GIGI: A whale, then?
JAZZ: But... Gigi!
GIGI: A Dinosaur?
JAZZ: Drop it! It's not that big!
GIGI: You think it!

Isn't she lovely?

Exactly four years ago, Jazz, Gigi and their humans met Kara for the very first time.
She was only 20 days old...
Wasn't she a lovely, cute little mouse kitten?







Lap-cat

When you work at your laptop computer, take care to close it properly if you have to leave it alone for a while.
Because you never know who could use it while you're away...


Book-ends

Some cats just love paper.
Give them books, magazines or newspapers and you'll make them happy.
Jazz loves paper. He spends lots of time chewing it, ripping it and sleeping on it.
Especially when I try to read something...



Golden slumbers

Cats sleep a lot.
They don't do it because they're lazy, but because they need to recharge their batteries after tiring huntings.
Your cats doesn't hunt at all but he sleeps a lot all the same?
Oh, this is just an insignificant detail...


7/18/2012

Eine kleine Nachtmusik

Gigi talks in his sleep.
"You mean he meows", you'll say.
No, "meowing" is not the right word.
Because he also snores, and squeaks,  and grumbles, and bleats, and chews.
When he chews I'm quite sure he's dreaming about food...

Tenderness

Gigi's an exceedingly affectionate cat.
He likes kissing everyone, including other cats, plumbers and tax collectors...


Some people...

Some people think cats are opportunist pets.
Some people say they take to the house, not to their humans.
Some people simply don't know  anything about cats...


Wallpaintings

Shall I add something?
A cat will happily play with humans. But only when he chooses to do it...


7/17/2012

Intelligent critters

I must confess it: I give out very curious calls when I talk to my cats.
They understand me only because they care...



Love is...

Gigi loves tuna.
Unluckily his veterinary has put him on a diet...